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Young children always preferring to play with the box and the wrapping paper rather than the actual present
In clothes stores always finding that anything out on the racks is available in all sizes except your own.
Always pressing the wrong buttons on the television remote control and losing reception altogether
For ever coming across a word over and over again just after finding out what it means
This could be because lots of writers saw the word in the same publication as you, looked it up, and thought "That's a good word, I can use that…
5 May 2011
Always feeling a moment of trepidation on approaching an automatic door that it is not going to open in time.
This is a common fear which can sometimes develop into the chronic phobia ‘Sesame Syndrome’, according to the eminent Quot psychiatrist , Dr.Uve Hartzhog , who specializes in this field. His…
4 May 2011
Always looking away at the bank cash-point so as to avoid seeing your on-screen balance
A spokeshuman for the Quot Bankers’ Association ( J.D Ripple ) writes” This is a free service provided by all member banks and the details are fully explained in one of…
3 May 2011
Harley Davidson bikers always have big bushy ginger beards
Maybe if you think of Harley Davidson Man in the abstract ( if that's your thing ) the image of the 'hairy biker' is probably what you come up with. However…
3 May 2011
Anyone who starts a sentence with ‘I’m not being...’ always being about to be
As in “I’m not being …..snobbish , racist, nosey, prudish , a party-pooper”. Yes, pure Quotlish ,this , and any sentence thus started must - in accordance with the rules of Quotlish…
3 May 2011
Driving instructors always have moustaches
Conceding that some may indeed have moustaches ,this simply isn’t true.For a start many driving instructors are women or are these the ones you are referring to? Had…
3 May 2011
When you’re voting at a polling station always tapping the slot in the ballot box after you’ve put your ballot paper in
There’s a chance to test-run this on Thursday in the AV referendum. It may turn out to be one of those spontaneous motor-sensory actions you just can…
2 May 2011