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All medications coming with pages of explanation as to why it will be your fault if they kill you
When on the phone always having to mime to other people in the room with one-handed gestures
Always getting approached by foreign tourists and being asked take pictures of them with their own cameras
Waiters in restaurants always arriving with the food just at the punchline of your best story
Pressing the button on the remote control harder when the tv fails to respond and jabbing it at the screen
Media presenters always adopting hushed tones and going all gooey over anything to do with Royalty
On holiday the host country always trying to rope you into its traditional national dancing
Hospital and doctors' surgery waiting rooms always having magazines promoting unhealthy and hazardous lifestyles
