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People defiantly cutting back on sending Christmas cards due to high cost of stamps and unreliable post
Sixth-formers forcing themselves to be happy for classmates who got better exam results than them
All interplanetary space landing craft looking as if they're made from bits of old lego retrieved from the hoover bag
At Christmas hearing yourself saying ' Just what I wanted ' when whatever-it-is so obviously just isn't
Every school , college or university you ever went to tapping you up for money for the rest of your life
All school art shows having several line-drawings of sports footwear included in the exhibits
The online order delivery van parked outside your house never having anything for you on it
Commentaries for marine life documentaries always being spoken in hushed, ' do-not-disturb' tones
People stopping outside restaurants just to read the menus for meals they couldn't possibly afford
The rhetoric used by politicians who say they're ' in it to make a difference' making them all sound exactly the same
Getting last minute Christmas cards from people who hoped not to get one from you but did - and had a few spare cards left
