Rucksacks always toppling over when you try to stand them up on their own

It can be done insists seasoned backpacker  , Harry Dampatch , who refers sceptics to the relevant degree course from the  Quot University Prospectus  (in bold below) :-

“……with an option of a further year of studies in television-channel-changing technology leading to  a   MASTER of REMOTE CONTROL degree.

Course 243 – BACHELOR OF RUCKSACK TECHNOLOGY : ‘A’ levels in maths and physics required and a working knowledge of engineering is an advantage for this  3-year advanced course in rucksack science . Students will study all facets of practical rucksackology  including :-

load capacities, weight distribution , compartmentalization, zips and fastening devices , weather-proofing,  ventilation ducting, security profiling , materials and design with special attention to load adjustable compression systems and hi-tech essentials such as mobile, i-pod and MP3 player headset ports, the course including field trips to enable students to master standing them on end. 

Course 244 – DIPLOMA OF DECKCHAIR MECHANICS .This 3-year vocational course takes students through the rudiments of stacking and erecting deck chairs to their applied science:- ergonomics,  aerodynamics , materials and injury prevention and treatment…..”

(Arvo Ditch , Kuala Lumpur (currently)) - QQQ**