Vegans never being able to resist the opportunity to talk about veganism

Elon Bickering of Boredom Wood writes:-“I have not listened to anyone advising me on healthy eating ever since I realised that all the people advising me were long dead. From what we know about healthy eating these days it is painfully obvious to me now that when I was a boy my mother was trying to kill me. The salt and sugar she forced on me , not to mention the starch and fats . We practically lived on bread and dripping. Unheard of now, of course.  Only the other day I went into my butchers and asked ‘Do you keep dripping?’ and I got some very funny looks.”

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