Always being asked ‘How did you hear about us?’ at the last nail-biting stage of a long drawn-out website transaction

“True but why is this a problem?” asks ‘Loser-Friendly’ editor ,Mike Ishuzimo.”It only takes a second as all the options are spelt out in the drop-down menu and you only have to tick a box , thus:-

•  Little bird
•  Burning Bush
•  Mother’s knee
•  Subliminal message by playing old Beatles record backwards
•   Ouija board
•  Jungle drums
•  Smoke signals
•  Whale Song
•  Cellmate suicide note
•  Message in a bottle
•  Beacon chain
•  Voices in head
•  Other ( advertisment, website, radio, TV, webiste, word-of-mouth etc)

Then it ony remains for you  to be informed  that  ‘The last person who bought this   item   also ordered a vibrator and kilo of semtex ‘ and you’re done ….apart from the ‘How did we do?” questionaire …. and, come to think of it, qualifying for a discount by recommending a friend who’d be interested in the product,and then ….all right you’ve made your point.”  

(Conrad Pokepsi, Droitwich) - QQQQ*